East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
So vagazzling was a success
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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