haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
