Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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