And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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