I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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