Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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