My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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