Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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