I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I need water and some morals
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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