how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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