ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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