Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize
