What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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