im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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