It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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