My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i think my tv is drunk
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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