What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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