drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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