i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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