It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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