I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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