Already got asked if we're dating
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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