Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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