I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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