They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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