Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
When are your genitals available?
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