Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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