You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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