i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
