Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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