the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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