Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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