another moral hangover. fuck.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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