is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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