just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Randomize
