the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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