I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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