There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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