Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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