covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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