just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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