Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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