Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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