Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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