i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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