When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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