How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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