Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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