Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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