He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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